Today’s Must-read

April 25, 2015

The 56-page lawsuit against Columbia University for actively helping that rape chick with the mattress ruin that innocent guy’s life.

The chick is crazy, the guy is confused, and the art teacher behind the mattress project is… well, read this and decide for yourself:

“The impulse was there for her to carry the bed around, and she didn’t necessarily have the information as to how that would fit into the context or the history of performance art. So this summer we got involved in phone conversations about the nature of endurance art, talking about pieces by Tehching Hsieh and Marina and Ulay and Chris Burden.

But what struck me from the get-go . . . is that, more than any of those people, Emma’s work comes from something which is so much more personal and so much deeper and so much less of a programmatic idea about what to do, but really about working something out cathartically and also making an enormous statement for change and that’s what makes it so powerful.”

When I hear someone use the phrase “from the get-go”, I instantly deduct 15 IQ points. When I hear someone put together a 57+ word “sentence” connected with “and” and “and also”, I worry that they’re retarded.

Stupid Predictions From The First Earth Day

April 23, 2015

The Malthusians were wrong a century ago, they were wrong at the first Earth Day, and they are wrong now. Some of their stupidity at the first Earth Day:

4. “Population will inevitably and completely outstrip whatever small increases in food supplies we make,” Paul Ehrlich confidently declared in the April 1970 Mademoiselle. “The death rate will increase until at least 100-200 million people per year will be starving to death during the next ten years.”

8. Peter Gunter, a North Texas State University professor, wrote in 1970, “Demographers agree almost unanimously on the following grim timetable: by 1975 widespread famines will begin in India; these will spread by 1990 to include all of India, Pakistan, China and the Near East, Africa. By the year 2000, or conceivably sooner, South and Central America will exist under famine conditions….By the year 2000, thirty years from now, the entire world, with the exception of Western Europe, North America, and Australia, will be in famine.”

10. Ecologist Kenneth Watt told Time that, “At the present rate of nitrogen buildup, it’s only a matter of time before light will be filtered out of the atmosphere and none of our land will be usable.”


Why MSNBC Hosts Don’t Pay Their Taxes

April 23, 2015

By now, you’ve probably heard that MSNBC hosts don’t pay their taxes. But no one’s come up with an explanation for why that is.

Well, I have one: Like everything else about America, the tax code is racist!

The hosts who don’t pay their taxes:

We Suggest, They Comply

April 17, 2015

PoliPundit, a year ago:

There’s a much quicker, painless, certain way to carry out executions.

The state of Oklahoma, today:

Death by nitrogen gas became an alternative method of execution in Oklahoma under a bill Gov. Mary Fallin signed Friday afternoon.

Lethal injection will remain the primary method for carrying out the death penalty in the state.

But should that be ruled unconstitutional or otherwise become unavailable, the state could gas the inmate with nitrogen through a mask or place the condemned person in a nitrogen-filled tent.

The gas would displace oxygen and kill the convict.

Quote of the Day

April 12, 2015

John Dickerson, the new host of CBS’ Face the Nation, in 2013:

The president who came into office speaking in lofty terms about bipartisanship and cooperation can only cement his legacy if he destroys the GOP. If he wants to transform American politics, he must go for the throat.

Obama’s only remaining option is to pulverize. Whether he succeeds in passing legislation or not, given his ambitions, his goal should be to delegitimize his opponents. Through a series of clarifying fights over controversial issues, he can force Republicans to either side with their coalition’s most extreme elements or cause a rift in the party that will leave it, at least temporarily, in disarray.

This approach is not a path of gentle engagement. It requires confrontation and bright lines and tactics that are more aggressive than the president demonstrated in the first term.

The man who wrote this will be questioning various Republican politicians every Sunday on national TV. One assumes that the broadcast network “news” people are ultra-liberal. But to hire such a hyper-liberal, ultra-partisan, extremist is such an act of brazen partisanship that CBS must be made to pay for it.

For starters, every Republican who goes on Face the Nation should start answers with juicy John Dickerson quotes. For example, “John, I know you wrote recently that you hoped President Obama would ‘pulverize his opponents.’ But that seems like a very biased question, even for a hyper-liberal Democrat partisan like you.”

And, if there’s ever a Republican president again, the Department of Justice should subject CBS to the modern-day equivalent of an auto-da-fe by keeping the network’s lawyers permanently in court with damaging prosecutions.

CBS delenda est.

How to Cut Tens of Billions of Dollars from Government Budgets

April 12, 2015

Ask able-bodied, unemployed, childless, food stamp recipients to volunteer just six hours a week.

70 percent of them will get off food stamps, instead of putting in the six hours of volunteer work.

You want proof? Well, look to Maine, where Republican Governor Paul LePage tried exactly this technique:

Between Dec. 1 and April 1, the percentage of able-bodied adults without dependents has dropped by more than 70 percent.

On Oct. 1, Maine implemented a work or volunteer requirement for these able-bodied adults to continue their participation in the Supplement Nutrition Assistance Program.

People who didn’t complete the work or volunteer requirement stopped receiving SNAP benefits after three months.

According to Department of Health and Human Services data, 9,478 able-bodied adults without dependents received SNAP benefits on Dec. 1. That number dropped to 2,530 on April 1.

Assuming each food stamp recipient gets just $200 per month, extrapolating to the rest of the country, state and federal governments could save about $50 billion dollars over the next decade.

Every governor needs to enact this simple requirement for unemployed, childless, able-bodied adults: If you want food stamps, volunteer somewhere for just six hours a week.

Marxist Pope Snubs Gay Man

April 11, 2015

Refuses to receive French ambassador because he’s gay. You just can’t win with these Marxists!

Is Barack Obama an Irredeemable Moron?

April 11, 2015
Is Barack Obama an Irredeemable Moron?

The Luddite-in-Chief links globull “warming” to his daughter’s asthma: In an interview Wednesday, in support of a new White House climate change awareness campaign, the president noted that his 16-year-old daughter had asthma when she was 4. He said that as a father, when your child says she has trouble breathing, “the fright you...

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A Chilling Interview with George Zimmerman

April 10, 2015

As you might suspect, the man doesn’t sound very bright (“Initially, I was extremely alleviated.”) But his words demonstrate how Barack Obama and his thugs intimidate their political opponents, using the vast powers of the federal government.

Rolling Stone Attacks Rape Survivor

April 7, 2015

The publisher of Rolling Stone attacks “Jackie”:

He described her as “a really expert fabulist storyteller” who managed to manipulate the magazine’s journalism process.

How dare he! Doesn’t he know that only 2-8 percent of rape allegations are false, and that Jackie’s allegations don’t qualify as false?

How to Fix Rolling Stone

April 6, 2015

Various people are outraged that Rolling Stone isn’t firing anyone. But firing someone wouldn’t solve the underlying problem, which is a thick liberal cocoon at every major media outlet.

The solution involves liberals’ favorite buzzword, diversity.

Every major media outlet should commit to hiring at least one “out” conservative for their editorial staff. This person should be protected from discrimination when they dare to express their views. Just having one non-liberal inside the ultra-liberal cocoon would help pierce the cocoon, and help ensure that “fake, but accurate” stories don’t get published so easily.

Rolling Stone Tries to “Correct” Rape Story, But…

April 5, 2015

Ends up publishing more LIES about rape: Social scientists analyzing crime records report that the rate of false rape allegations is 2 to 8 percent. Really? 2 to 8 percent? How exactly does this so-called “analysis” determine if a rape allegation is false? Well: The determination that a report of sexual assault is false...

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