Jeb Bush 2016!

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June 15, 2015
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Because America needs 100 million poor, low-skilled, under-educated, non-English-speaking, Socialist Third-Worlders!

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Rachel Dolezal is Black

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June 13, 2015
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If she isn’t, then by what rule would you exclude her from the ranks of black people?

You have to be culturally black to be called black? She’s a professor of Africana Studies (whatever that is.) She’s blacker-than-thou.

You need black ancestry to be black? Well, we’re all from Africa. If that’s not enough, and you have to have a recent black ancestor, then how far back does that ancestor have to be? Do your parents have to be black? Grandparents? Great-grandparents? And how do they qualify as black?

You need to look black? Well, any number of black people have “passed” as white people because they looked white. Here’s Michael Jackson’s daughter. Is she black?

Paris-Jackson

Rachel Dolezal is black because she says so. That’s the definition that the Lying Liberal Establishment uses when engaging in racial discrimination against non-black people.

Don’t Make Jokes About Bombs, and no Nude Sunbathing

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June 12, 2015
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What other countries tell their citizens who plan to visit these United States.

Robots Stealing Chinese Jobs Now

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June 11, 2015
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Hate to link to the Old York Times, but:

In 2014, Chinese factories accounted for about a quarter of the global ranks of industrial robots — a 54 percent increase over 2013. According to the International Federation of Robotics, it will have more installed manufacturing robots than any other country by 2017.

Midea, a leading manufacturer of home appliances in the heavily industrialized province of Guangdong, plans to replace 6,000 workers in its residential air-conditioning division, about a fifth of the work force, with automation by the end of the year. Foxconn, which makes consumer electronics for Apple and other companies, plans to automate about 70 percent of factory work within three years, and already has a fully robotic factory in Chengdu.

Wage slaves are treated like robots because they can be replaced by robots.

This is not a bad thing. As machines do more and more of farming, manufacturing, driving, etc., the smartest people will gravitate more and more to occupations that require human creativity. Everyone else will enjoy leisure, or work in occupations that require a physical human presence (plumbers, electricians…)

This has already happened.

More people apply for disability benefits now than get jobs, usually citing some intangible symptom like depression or back pain. They are the new leisure class, content to live a comfortable existence at “wages” far below those of their cognitively-gifted fellow citizens, who work ever more hours for ever more money.

This will lead to ever-increasing inequality between the Cognitive Elite and everyone else, which will get worse over generations as the Cognitive Elite engage in assortative mating.

Suck on that, Occupy!

Video: Watch That Chick With the Mattress Have Sex!

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June 7, 2015
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Emma Sulkowicz has decided to extend her fame the 21st-century way: With a sex tape.

Although…

You can tell “dad bods” are in fashion because both of the people in this video have one. But you do at least have to give an actress credit for doing nude scenes with a man who has larger breasts than she does. Sulkowicz’s size queendom apparently extends to love handles and leave the viewer sympathetic to the travails of her infamous mattress.

Best viewer comment left at the video:

It comes a no surprise that she has to pay men for sex at this point

Video: How Many People Died in World War II?

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June 7, 2015
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With an uplifting message at the end of the video.

“Pentagon To Bypass Iraqi Army And Supply ISIS Directly”

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June 5, 2015
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The plan has its roots in Army Capt. Noel Abelove’s PowerPoint briefing, which was hailed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff, sources said. Abelove, a supply officer on the Joint Logistics Staff (J-4), realized that cutting out the Iraqi Army middlemen had numerous advantages.

“They taught me at West Point that ‘amateurs talk strategy but professionals talk logistics,’” Abelove told reporters. “The most important advantage is, we only supply about 40 percent of each ISIS requisition.”

Abelove continued: “Before, when we gave the [Iraqi] Army 100 percent, then we had to fly strike missions to destroy a lot of it a week or two later. This way we immediately degrade ISIS by over 60 percent, without having to use our increasingly scarce missiles and JDAMs, and more importantly, without having to put any airmen into harm’s way.”

Old York Times Publishes Oppo Research

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June 5, 2015
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The Rubios like to (gasp!) drive fast:

According to a search of the Miami-Dade and Duval County court dockets, the Rubios have been cited for numerous infractions over the years for incidents that included speeding, driving through red lights and careless driving. A review of records dating back to 1997 shows that the couple had a combined 17 citations: Mr. Rubio with four and his wife with 13. On four separate occasions they agreed to attend remedial driving school after a violation.

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Ms. Rubio’s driving record is even messier.

According to the records, her driver’s license faced suspension on three occasions, including after a 2009 episode where she was driving a white Cadillac at 58 miles per hour on a road in West Miami with a speed limit of 35 m.p.h. She paid a $302 fine and agreed to attend a four-hour course at a local traffic school.

However, Ms. Rubio, who also took a four-hour basic driver improvement course after a careless driving incident in 2000, failed to complete the class and had to pay another $34 penalty.

The lessons apparently did not stick. A year later, in 2010, she was stopped for driving 23 m.p.h. in a school zone where the speed limit was 15 m.p.h. She was fined $185.

This is only going to help the Rubios. Being attacked by the Lying Liberal Media for speeding (!) is manna for Marco.

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Quote of the Day

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June 2, 2015
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Barack Obama:

“One of my core principles is that I will never engage in a politics in which I’m trying to divide people or make them less than me because they look different or have a different religion. That’s a core principle, that’s not something I would violate.

Unfortunately, too many politicians, they’re just climbing the ladder but they don’t know why, and when they get there then they’re not very effective leaders.

You have to be willing to lose something for your principles, you have to be willing to lose an election.”

J’accuse! Here’s a video from when Obama was running for president:

I did a double take…

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May 31, 2015
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…when I realized the villain of Kingsman: The Secret Service is a Malthusian eco-Nazi who wants to reduce the human population to stop globull “warming.” No wonder the movie was a surprise hit at the box office.

If that doesn’t convince you to watch it, this apoplectic Guardian article will.

I Heart Paul LePage

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May 30, 2015
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When last we met Maine’s governor, he’d lopped 70% off the state’s food stamp rolls by insisting that able-bodied adults without children volunteer for just six hours a week.

Now LePage is going further, insisting that Maine’s legislature let the people vote to make Maine the 10th state without a state income tax:

During a fiery news conference that lasted nearly an hour, Gov. Paul LePage pledged Friday to veto every bill sponsored by a Democrat until his opposition relents and accepts his constitutional amendment to eliminate Maine’s income tax.

LePage this year has proposed a constitutional amendment that would eliminate the state’s income tax by the year 2020. Republicans, who have shied away from the governor’s more comprehensive tax reform efforts, have rallied around the amendment.

Democrats have opposed it, sparking LePage’s trademark fury during a news conference at the Blaine House.

Efforts to amend the state’s Constitution require not only the support of two-thirds of the Legislature but the approval of Maine voters. LePage has said voters should be given the option of eliminating the income tax, which accounts for about half of all state revenue.

“If the Democrats are going to disenfranchise the Maine people, then the governor of Maine is going to make sure that every bill that comes down from the House and the Senate with a Democrat sponsor will be required to have a two-thirds vote, because I’m going to veto every one, and I did a bunch this morning,” LePage said.

Wow! I feel like I’m living in an alternate universe, where at least one Republican governor has testes!

Fact of the Day

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May 30, 2015
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If Mitt Romney had won 70% of the Hispanic vote, he still would have lost to Barack Obama. If he had won 4% more of the white vote, he would have beaten Obama.

(Exit polls are here if you’d like to do the math for yourself.)