Ad Hoc
History’s Smallest Violin
Do you hear it?
It’s playing for this guy.
Yet Another Tiny Violin
is playing for this guy.
Man, I’m so distraught at hearing about these cases of alleged torture by the gummint, I might have to trade a few corporate bonds or something.
Oppressive Government
Mayor Greg Nickles announced a plan . . . to limit any new strip clubs to a largely industrial area south of downtown . . . . . Two months ago, the city banned lap dances . . . .
Those darn puritans . . .
. . . in Seattle.
Pure Greed
The powerful S.E.C. Subcommittee on Interstate Finance will hold a hearing early next year on Halliburton’s distribution of hundreds of millions of dollars in administrative ‘stipends,’ bonuses and other hidden cash compensation to employees and contractors.
{gulp}
Oh, wait, sorry.
My bad.
I went Helen {Keller} Thomas there for a second.
{ahem}
That should read as follows:
The powerful state Senate Education Committee will hold a hearing early next year on the University of California’s distribution of hundreds of millions of dollars in administrative stipends, bonuses and other hidden cash compensation to employees.
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(Emphasis added.)
$871 million, eh?
While student fees were “soaring,” huh?
Well, I trust that each and every one of the librulz among that group of teachers and administrators will be sending large sums of their money stacks straight to the federal gummint. To effectuate the common good. And to help pay down the federal deficit.
After all, any liberal who complains about the federal deficit but does not send a large sum of their money directly to the U.S. Treasury is nothing more than a chicken{deficit}hawk!
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