A Grand Unified Theory of Women

March 18, 2017

All women are interchangeable teenage sexbots who’re looking for a strong man to “work for,” so that he will protect them from the world. His actual identity is unimportant.

“Strength” is defined by body language above all else. Looks, wealth, actual physical strength, and even fame, only work for a short time. Without “strength,” they are worthless. Desire cannot be negotiated.

Strong body language simply means moving slowly and purposefully, taking up space, being laconic, making plenty of eye contact, never covering your vulnerable groin with your hands or other objects, and giving in completely to your instincts without caring what anyone else thinks. The bolder you are as a man, the better. You’ll even find other men following your lead and doing what you need from them.

Unless there’s a good chance it’ll get you arrested or worse, do precisely what you want at all times. Assume that all women are sluts, and you won’t go wrong.

When thou goest to woman, take thy whip. Don’t give in to her childish demands, and never say “please” or “thank you” to her. Only use those words with other men; they deserve it for the selfless sacrifices they make every day.

This is millennia of evolutionary biology at work. Women evolved to survive when they were married and/or raped by all sorts of strange men. They had to find strong protectors, and then become whatever those men wanted them to be. So let her perform for you. Challenge her performance skills!

Women have no fixed ideas, only a fixed instinct for survival. They show each person the persona that will render that person least threatening. This is why they’re so overly solicitous of their competitors, i.e. all other women.

They’re better liars than politicians are. So ignore everything they say, and only watch what they do.

Never look at her Facebook page. The lies she tells her “friends,” and the world, are unimportant. What’s important is what you want. For this reason, it is also absurd to ask a woman about herself. She’s a sexbot. She will simply tell you what she thinks you want to hear.

And, because they’re overgrown children, do not expect reason or accountability from them.

Once a man understands this, the world is his pussy-grabbing oyster. Treat them like interchangeable teenage sexbots, and watch them compete with each other.

There is no need to lie to them. Cheat on them and tell them; they’ll try harder (provided you didn’t give them a state-sponsored monopoly over you by marrying them, of course.) I’ve had awesome threesomes this way.

And know that they don’t belong to you. They’re always looking for the strongest “employer” their sexuality (or contrived distress) can obtain.

Women work with each other about as well as you’d expect teenage girls to work with their competitors. Any all-female project will fail.

Yes, my mother and your mother are like that. Women do care about their children, for selfish reasons; they see themselves in their children. But, when a child is in danger, the woman will stand by, screaming, “Somebody save my baby!”

It took me many years and many women to truly realize this. Everything else is a Disney facade.

But men need proof. So:

3 Responses to A Grand Unified Theory of Women

  1. gbear on March 18, 2017 at 7:45 am

    My wife won’t let me.

  2. Liberal Roman on March 20, 2017 at 10:55 am

    Jeez…did you just get dumped Poli?

  3. IOKIYAR on March 20, 2017 at 11:51 am


    So sayeth the beta cuck that issued bans and turned off comments so the wittle special snowflake can have his safe space.

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