Why Star Wars is Better than Star Trek

January 11, 2017
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I don’t agree, but Peter Thiel’s argument is mighty tempting:

Dowd: You like “Star Trek” more than “Star Wars.”

Thief: Deny. I like “Star Wars” way better. I’m a capitalist. “Star Wars” is the capitalist show. “Star Trek” is the communist one. There is no money in “Star Trek” because you just have the transporter machine that can make anything you need. The whole plot of “Star Wars” starts with Han Solo having this debt that he owes and so the plot in “Star Wars” is driven by money.

4 Responses to Why Star Wars is Better than Star Trek

  1. IOKIYAR on January 11, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    “Thief” is an idiot. It’s called a replicator, not a transporter. What happened to the racism? Won’t anyone think of the poor space nazis?

    • Andy in SC on January 12, 2017 at 2:37 pm

      ^ YOU WOULD know the name of the magic COMMUNIST star-trek machine that spits out all your free shit while you sit around all day, smoke pot and play X-Box – contributing absolutely nothing to society.

      NEWSFLASH shit for brains – it ain’t gonna happen!!!

      Your libturd bubble is about to be BURST!!
      …So go get a job, you dirty–smelly hippie.

      • IOKIYAR on January 12, 2017 at 9:35 pm

        This made me laugh. BTW, there’s nothing capitalistic about a crime lord, losing his “investment”, sending out space thugs to get paid anyway. It’s as capitalistic as Dubya giving the banksters their bailout.

        • Andy in SC on January 13, 2017 at 3:27 am

          ^ Your metaphors are weak old man. It’s simple:

          Emperor Soros — DEAD
          Darth Soetoro — DEAD

          Donald Jedi Trump?
          …leading the rebellion who just blew up your death-star!!!

          LMAO!!!

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