Top secret janitor wanted for anonymous employer

December 28, 2012
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I wonder what this job opening entails. Count the exclamation points!

TOP SECRET SECURITY CLEARANCE – CUSTODIAL – JANITOR – PEST DESPOSAL – PEST CONTROL – WASTE DESPOSAL – PAINTER – SNOW REMOVAL – INDOOR PLANT SERVICES – GENERAL LABOR – TRASH REMOVAL – SNOW PLOW – HOUSE PAINTING

A Personified Confidential Client is hiring for multiple positions within the Northern VA area.

If you have previous experience in any of the following positions, then we want YOU to Apply Now!

Custodial Services – Pest Control – Waste Disposal – Painting – Snow Removal – Indoor Plant Services

We offer:
• Competitive Wages!
• Job Stability!
• Professional Growth Opportunities!
• Competitive Benefits Package!
• Culture that values and holds outstanding safety record!
• Large Company Opportunities, Small Company Feel!

Read the Requirements below and APPLY NOW for immediate consideration

We will be contacting you via email, so make sure to check your account regularly!

Requirements:
• Must have Top-Secret Security clearance or higher
• Must have 3 years of experience in particular position OR certification for position/skill

Responsibilities:
• Typical of the particular position
o These will be discussed in further more detail when you speak to a hiring manager

7 Responses to Top secret janitor wanted for anonymous employer

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    “DESPOSAL” ???

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