Obama Blasts Obama’s Evasive Stance On Gay Marriage

May 9, 2012

Via Hot Air comes this wonderful “news”:

Obama went so far as to call the president’s position “incoherent,” and questioned how Obama could adamantly support the legalization of same-sex marriage on a state level but not a federal one.

“Tell me, how does that make any sense?” Obama said. “The truth is, it doesn’t. I don’t have a clue what the president means when he says things like that, and quite frankly, I don’t think he does, either.”

Though President Obama has yet to respond to Obama’s remarks, Beltway insiders said the increased pressure from the White House has, in effect, put Obama on notice. Sources confirmed that by using the power of the presidency, Obama is ostensibly forcing Obama to make a decision sooner rather than later.

“When the president addresses you directly, you can’t ignore him,” NBC White House correspondent Kristen Welker said. “I think what we can take away from today’s remarks is that the president is genuinely frustrated, not just with Obama the president, but Obama the man. The section in his speech where he questioned how, as the first black president, Obama could fail to fight for the equal rights of gays and lesbians was particularly powerful.”

3 Responses to Obama Blasts Obama’s Evasive Stance On Gay Marriage

  1. Trent Telenko on May 9, 2012 at 11:45 am
  2. MikeN on May 9, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    I said here before that Obama’s girlfriends have been unfound. I want to issue a correction. David Maraniss found two for his book. One is supposed to be the one mentioned in Dreams From My Father, but now Obama admits it’s a composite, as the girlfriend says certain events never happened. Even Maraniss notices that the similarities are not exact. Obama’s girlfriend in Dreams lives on a country estate with a lake in the middle, owned by her grandfather and his grandfather before him. Maraniss’s girlfriend has a family house in the country, and it is her stepfather’s house. Eye color is also off. The match is still greater for William Ayers’ own love, Diana Oughton. Nevertheless, they have found some Obama girlfriends. Somehow, Maraniss says this couple hung out with Pakistanis like Siddiqi, but in a previous book by Remnick, Siddiqi said he didn’t know of this girlfriend.

  3. ATTILA on May 9, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    ~~~ ODE TO OBAMMER ~~~~~

    Prancing with wolves he be da man,
    With jerimiah’s johnson in his hand,
    Up brokeback mountain he do ride,
    This Rump ranger of the purple divide,
    Isn’t he such a precious little lamb.