I Know How To End the TSA’s Full Body Scans

November 16, 2010
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Have Arizona pass a law saying that illegal aliens will be subject to these procedures as well! The federal government would immediately ask a judge to ban full-body scans.

13 Responses to I Know How To End the TSA’s Full Body Scans

  1. […] A foolproof way to end the screenings: “Have Arizona pass a law saying that illegal aliens will be subject to […]

  2. Biobob on November 16, 2010 at 11:40 am

    hilarious — WIN !!

  3. Jack Branson on November 16, 2010 at 11:52 am

    Now that Pelosi has lost her private jet, she will have to fly commercial and also go through these body scanners too.

    So, they’ll be banned soon enough.

  4. Jeremy on November 16, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    Bwahahahaha!

  5. ATTILA on November 16, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    Now that Pelosi has lost her private jet, she will have to fly commercial and also go through these body scanners too.

    So, they’ll be banned soon enough

    Putting a skank like her through the scan would blow a fuse.

  6. Jack Branson on November 16, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    Putting a skank like her through the scan would blow a fuse.

    Or end the speculation that she has some rather disturbing things in common with Lady GaGa

  7. ATTILA on November 16, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    With all of her face lifts, her crotch is already halfway up her chest. All she needs to do is wear a low cut dress.

  8. willis on November 16, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    “Now that Pelosi has lost her private jet, she will have to fly commercial and also go through these body scanners too. So, they’ll be banned soon enough.”

    The TSA employees will quit before they scan here a second time. I think one of the amendments in the Bill of Rights prohibits doing this to people.

  9. Jonathan S on November 16, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    LOL, nice.

  10. Warner's therapist on November 16, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    My little Warner always insists on a full body cavity search everytime he goes to the airport, and two if he’s actuially going to get on a plane.

  11. bandit on November 17, 2010 at 5:21 am

    Now that Pelosi has lost her private jet, she will have to fly commercial and also go through these body scanners too.

    So, they’ll be banned soon enough.

    It’ll be like the reflection of a vampire

  12. D. T Lawrence on November 18, 2010 at 7:25 am

    Pelosi or any other VIP will not go through these scanner or invasive pat up/down and feel arounds. Any one that thinks they will has got a bat in their belfry. Before 9/11 the TSA had NAMES AND ethnicity of bombers and THEY STILL MISSED THEM.

    I have a flight to Naples, FLA first class, I am handicapped and have been too intimately felt in the past. I am white, a U.S. citizen since I was born in Chicago, IL and I am 73 years old and same for my husband, but he is 85. But I will not fly rather than go through this degradation. The constitution bars search and seizure without reasonable cause. I didn’t hear about Obama getting this provision suspended did you?

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