The New GM
By W.C. Varones ~ June 3rd, 2009 @ 8:59 am
Making the e-mail rounds today:
The new GM (Government Motors) proudly introduces the 2010 Obama…
Incredibly “green,” this car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. Built by union labor with full benefits, its base price is only $83,000, but low government financing is available for any payment requested. Subsidized insurance available!
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June 3rd, 2009 at 11:07 am
Hey WC–Don’t feel bad, people are not posting on your thread because of Oak Leaf not you. You just feel the pain like like all Americans are with Obama in charge.
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Color Choices are Baby Blue, Yellow, and the whole spectrum of Pinks.
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Washington diary: The Obama effect
June 3rd, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Yeah…and I’ll bet there’s a pair of Spats in the Glove Box…
The New GM Board of Directors are Violin players from Chicago…
June 3rd, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Looks like a bummer car.
June 3rd, 2009 at 2:04 pm
wow, you should totally be writing for The Onion. That was HILARIOUS!
June 3rd, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Spooning over at bejohngalt.
June 3rd, 2009 at 5:07 pm
That’s a nice looking car you got there! I want one of those
June 3rd, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Here’s the Annointed One’s 3 horse power version:
http://www.mackinacdirectory.com/images/header_mackinaw_island_carriage_rides.jpg
June 3rd, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Sooooo pathetic.
June 3rd, 2009 at 8:21 pm
What’s pathetic is not building nuclear power plants and not drilling for oil. Plus the donkeys are all lip service on the alternative energy sources since no wind power off Martha’s Vineyard, no solar in California desert, or no wind for Oregon either.
June 4th, 2009 at 8:33 am
Their are three places that are in competition to build one of GM’s crappy new “smart”type of cars. Thay are Spring Hill,Tn,Orion,Mi,and Janesville,Wi,all places that have had,or have plants that will close. It will be interesting what site is chosen. I would be shocked if Spring Hill is chosesn. Tennessee is a deep red state,and Corker was one of the strongest foes of the auto bailout. Janesville,Wi is hometown of US.Rep.Paul Ryan,one of the most oputspoken critics of Obama’s economic policies. My guess is Orion,MI, will get the car to be built there.