July 25, 2005

Or not.

I know, I know.

It’s a nationwide bubble that completely will burst tomorrow, thereby triggering a global depression and proving Bush did, in fact, lie about leaking his TANG records to Halliburton. Or something like that.

Or at least that’s what those tenured economics professors and media pundits keep saying, eh? — right after they order that second bottle of Caymus Special Select over at Aqua or Chez Panisse.


In the meantime:

Don’t worry.
Be happy.

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