The New England Cheatriots Do Not Deserve to Play in the Super Bowl

January 25, 2015

Since 2007, their successes may have been almost entirely attributable to deflated balls:

Ironically, as my study on Wednesday showed, the Patriots’ performance in wet weather home games mysteriously turned ridiculous starting in 2007. In 2006, they went 0–2. From 2007 onward, they went 14–1.

The next obvious question becomes: Where were the Patriots in this statistic pre-2007? Take a look:


As you can see, the Patriots won their Super Bowls having a below-average rate of fumbles lost given today’s average of 105 plays per fumble lost. But in 2007, something happened to propel them to a much better rate. (You’ll remember, that just so happened to be the same year they went 16–0 in the regular season.) But even looking at these numbers, it’s clear how insane the 187 number is: They are almost running 100 more plays without a single fumble as compared with the 2002–2006 period when they won two of their three Super Bowls.

And here is the most damning chart of all, comparing the fumble rate of players when they were on the Cheatriots, versus their fumble rate on other teams.

If the Cheatriots win the Superbowl a week from today, there’ll always be an asterisk against their win.

The blog posts that earned 1,000 lashes in Saudi Arabia

January 22, 2015

Finally re-published for all the world to read! I especially like this part, given what the Marxist Pope has been preaching:

Look at what had happened after the European peoples succeeded in removing the clergy from public life and restricting them to their churches. They built up human beings and (promoted) enlightenment, creativity and rebellion. States which are based on religion confine their people in the circle of faith and fear.

And here’s what he has to say about the mosque that would have been built at Ground Zero:

What hurts me most as a citizen of the area which exported those terrorists … is the audacity of Muslims in New York that reaches the limits of insolence, not taking any regard of the thousands of victims who perished on that fateful day or their families. What increases my pain is this [Islamist] chauvinist arrogance which claims that innocent blood, shed by barbarian, brutal minds under the slogan “Allahu Akbar”, means nothing compared to the act of building an Islamic mosque whose mission will be to … spawn new terrorists …

Badawi for Congress!

Marxist Pope: Catholics should not breed “like rabbits”

January 19, 2015

Video: World’s stupidest people debate whether the moon is a planet or a star

January 17, 2015

Apparently, Isaac Mizrahi, one of the two idiots, is some sort of famous fashion designer.

Porcine wings spotted flapping in sky…

January 16, 2015

…as American politician tells it like it is:

“I think what [the Charlie Hebdo massacre] points out to us is the utter barbarity of the people who are opposing us,” said [Rand] Paul—with the understanding that “us” was all Western civilization. “We need to do a lot of the things that we are doing already.”

Paul was talking about existing spying and security policies, but he added another idea. “Maybe every Muslim immigrant that wishes to come to France shouldn’t have an open door,” he said.

Prodded by Hannity, Paul also criticized Western publications that had decided against publishing the cartoons that Charle Hebdo’s attackers cited as anti-Islam. The Western censors, said Paul, had to be “deaf, dumb and blind” to hold back. “I haven’t seen any Christians or Jews dragging Muslims through the streets, but I have seen the opposite.

I think I have my 2016 candidate! Paul’s fresh perspective would be the perfect antidote to the tired old retread that is Hillary Clinton. He would be our Obama to her McCain. Heck, Paul even wants to be “tranformational”.

Marxist Pope supports Muslim terrorists

January 15, 2015

Jon Stewart on Charlie Hebdo

January 14, 2015

Yes, he’s a hyperpartisan, ultra-liberal, obnoxious jerk. But Jon Stewart’s response to the Charlie Hebdo attacks is very funny. Here’s a video from the Daily Show right after the attacks:

And here’s one about the march in Paris that was notably missing the winner of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize:

America Conspicuously Absent At Paris Rally

January 11, 2015

The War On Blasphemy continues apace.

Obama gets his wish

January 9, 2015

Hey, remember when the President of the United States said:

“The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam.”

Well, I guess the future doesn’t belong to them, now that they’re dead.

UPDATE: Perhaps I was being too hard on the president. He doesn’t want the death penalty for “those who slander the prophet of Islam”, just some jail time:

Nakoula Basseley Nakoula

Did Bill Clinton commit rape… Again?

January 4, 2015

Seven races that will decide Senate control in 2016

January 4, 2015

The most moving thing I read all year

January 2, 2015

Was this note by a transgendered teen who committed suicide by walking in front of a tractor-trailer.

41% of transgendered people have attempted suicide, according to a survey with a sample size of 7,000. I hope the world shows more compassion to these people, who have it tough enough without others trying to tell them what gender they ought to be.

How you can tell that a rape report is false

January 1, 2015

When the Lying Liberal Media makes a big deal of it.

The Tawana Brawley case – a LIE
The Jamie Leigh Jones case – a LIE
The Duke Lacrosse case – a LIE
The UVA/Rolling Stone case – a LIE
That chick who carries around a mattress to get course credit at Columbia university – a LIE

The accused in these cases were white. But blacks actually comprise 48% of rapists, more than any other race.

Rape victims are 70% white. But, somehow, there doesn’t seem to be any mention in the “news”papers or TV “news” about an epidemic of black-on-white rape…

CUNY student newspaper advocates violence

December 24, 2014

I wonder if this counts as a “micro-aggression” or something:

The time for peace has passed, indeed it never existed in this country. It doesn’t matter if [Michael] Brown robbed a convenience store, or even if he assaulted [Darren] Wilson.

While there are opportunists who have used the protests to their own end, the acts of looting, destruction of property, and violence directed towards state representatives is not only warranted, it is necessary.

The problem with the protestors’ violence in Ferguson is that it is unorganized. If the violence was to be organized, and the protestors armed – more so than the few that sparingly are – then the brunt of social pressures would not be laid onto middling proprietors, but unto those deserving the most virulent response of an enraged populace.

YOU can download The Interview today!

December 24, 2014

Courtesy of Sony, Google, and Microsoft. Kudos to them! Apple is conspicuously absent from the fray. I guess they don’t want people to “Think Different” after all:

According to people briefed on the matter, Sony had in recent days asked the White House for help in lining up a single technology partner — Apple, which operates iTunes — but the tech company was not interested, at least not on a speedy time table.

No matter. Apple customers like me can get the movie from Google Play or YouTube and watch it on the YouTube or Google Play apps on our iOS devices.

UPDATE 12/30: The Interview is now on iTunes!