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Hillary’s Given Up on the Male Vote

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July 28, 2016
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This is the most chick-y political event I can remember.

UPDATE: Chelsea looks hot! Must have taken a team of professionals. Now if only she’d stop talking… She’s putting me to sleep, and I need to see if the Hildebeest will have a coughing fit.

UPDATE: At least she’s not wearing gray. The strategy here is to give voters a choice: Do you want be part of the “in” crowd of Katy Perry, Morgan Freeman, Bill Clinton, and Barack Obama, or are you angry enough to be with Trump? The Democrats are making the best of a bad hand. They might even get a nice convention bump if Hillary doesn’t have a coughing fit. Unfortunately for the Democrats, this election will not be decided by Hillary or Trump. It will be decided by ISIS, Julian Assange, and thugs who resist arrest.

Video: DNC Speaker Threatens Donald Trump

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July 28, 2016
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“Donald Trump, you need to get out the way. And, if he doesn’t, we need to take him out of the way.”

If Only Our Leaders Were Like This

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July 28, 2016
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The Hungarian Prime Minister on “refugees”:

“Hungary does not need a single migrant for the economy to work, or the population to sustain itself, or for the country to have a future.”

The Prime Minister has expressed his support for Donald Trump.

In Case You Missed It

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July 28, 2016
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Video of the Day

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July 28, 2016
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The 120 times Obama referred to himself yesterday:

How Donald Trump Messed with the Democrats’ Convention

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July 28, 2016
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DNC Ratings Plummeting

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July 28, 2016
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Nobody wants to watch gray people with gray hair and gray ties, against a gray background, telling us how gray “great” things are.

Chart of the Day

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July 28, 2016
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Tracking

Old York Times Revenue Plummeting

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July 28, 2016
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Even though it’s been one of the most eventful years in recent memory, no one wants to read the Lying Liberal Media:

Print ad revenue fell 14.1 percent, the eighth straight quarterly decline. Digital ad revenue, which accounts for about a third of total ad revenue, dropped 6.8 percent, the second straight quarterly decline.

If this keeps up, print revenue will hit zero in a few years, and digital in a decade.

Hope some lay-offs are coming. Fuck you, Lying Liberal Media! Die already!

Quote of the Day

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July 28, 2016
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Soon-to-be President Trump:

“Of course, I’m being sarcastic, and they don’t even know, frankly, if it’s Russia. They have no idea if it’s Russia, if it’s China, if it’s somebody else. Who knows who it is?

But you have 33,000 emails deleted, and the real problem is what was said on those emails from the Democratic National Committee. It’s disgraceful. They talk about religion. They talk about race.

They talk about all sorts of things, including women, and what they said on those emails is a disgrace and, they’re just trying to deflect from that.”

What’s With The Gray Background and the Gray Hair?

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July 27, 2016
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I feel sorry for Tim Kaine. He reminds me of Willy Loman. Everytime the crowd chants that they “don’t believe him,” it feels like they don’t believe Kaine.

UPDATE: Even Obama’s tie is gray, WTF?

UPDATE:
ThisIsFine2

Negative bounce!

DNC Hiring Actors to Fill Empty Seats Left by Bernie Supporters

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July 27, 2016
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700 seats! And, just like getting into college, it helps to have the right skin color. RACISTS!

Bonus Quote of the Day

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July 27, 2016
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Says our next president:

Crooked Hillary Clinton will not do press conferences because she cannot explain her illegally deleted 33,000 emails, or her disaster in Libya, or her role pushing TPP (which she would 100% approve if she got the chance), or her support for a 550% increase in Syrian refugees, etc.

Obama to Spew Argle-Bargle Too!

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July 27, 2016
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Apparently, Bill Clinton won’t be the only one to waste prime TV time:

Mr. Obama will mention Mr. Trump only a handful of times, aides said, although he will argue emphatically that the Republican nominee plays on Americans’ fears rather than offering them solutions to their problems.

The president will devote most of his speech to Mrs. Clinton, offering himself up as a powerful validator of her qualifications for the presidency and of her moral authority.

“Until you’ve sat at that desk, you don’t know what it’s like to manage a global crisis or send young people to war. But Hillary’s been in the room; she’s been part of those decisions,” he will say, according to the released excerpts. “Even in the middle of crisis, she listens to people, and keeps her cool, and treats everybody with respect.”

The president will leave no doubt of his commitment to helping Mrs. Clinton succeed him, saying that “there has never been a man or a woman more qualified than Hillary Clinton” to serve as president.

That should cement her insider image and knock her down a point or two in the polls.

Trump Reddit AMA (Ask Me Anything) at 7 PM Eastern Today

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July 27, 2016
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Here.

Over the last few months, Reddit’s Trump subreddit became so popular that it started dominating the front page. So Reddit changed its algorithm to censor the Trumpiness.

Still, the AMA should be quite lively, and actually make some news to stomp all over Obama’s speech tonight.