“3 Percent” – The Lying Liberal Media’s Latest Lie

August 4, 2015

They’re at it again:

Planned Parenthood, embroiled in a scandal over secret videos capturing its cavalier dismemberment of unborn babies and sale of their body parts, insists that abortion is only 3 percent of what it does.


The 3 percent figure is derived by counting abortion as just another service like much less consequential services. So abortion is considered a service no different than a pregnancy test (1.1 million), even though a box with two pregnancy tests can be procured from the local drugstore for less than $10. By Planned Parenthood’s math, a woman who gets an abortion but also a pregnancy test, an STD test, and some contraceptives has received four services, and only 25 percent of them are abortion. This is a little like performing an abortion and giving a woman an aspirin, and saying only half of what you do is abortion.

Such cracked reasoning could be used to obscure the purpose of any organization. The sponsors of the New York City Marathon could count each small cup of water they hand out (some 2 million cups, compared with 45,000 runners) and say they are mainly in the hydration business.

Cecil the Lion Had Blood on His Paws

August 4, 2015

Murderous and bloodthirsty:

“American, single-handedly, saves 600 African antelopes and 12 baby elephants — by killing a lion.” As you read the first part of the previous sentence, you most likely are thinking “this is a good guy.” But when you read the last part of the sentence — particularly if you are a cat lover — you may be thinking “this is a bad guy.”

Adult lions on average eat about 15 pounds of meat a day. In the wild, they feed primarily on medium-size animals, such as antelopes and occasional baby elephants. The late Cecil the lion, killed by the American dentist, was reported to be about 13 years old. Cecil probably killed and consumed roughly 70,000 pounds of meat during his life, which likely included many hundreds of antelopes and baby elephants.

When you see a wildlife movie where a lion is chasing an antelope, do you root for the lion or the antelope? Even if you are a cat lover, how many antelopes do you think should die to feed one lion?

Video: One Year Anniversary of Ferguson

August 3, 2015

On August 9th 2014, a thug named Michael Brown attempted to murder a police officer, and was shot. The Lying Liberal Media will spill endless ink about this on the 9th. But you can skip all that, since these two videos tell you everything you need to know:

Here’s Michael Brown robbing a store, which is why Officer Darren Wilson stopped him on the street.:

And here’s the same store and clerk, in the aftermath of the riots by “peaceful” “activists”:

Hey, Remember That Guy…

August 2, 2015

… Who raised the minimum salary at his company to $70K/year? The skies parted, angels sang, and Facebook pundits everywhere applauded. But now:

The Seattle CEO who reaped a publicity bonanza when he boosted the salaries of his employees to a minimum of $70,000 a year says he has fallen on hard times.

Dan Price, 31, tells the New York Times that things have gotten so bad he’s been forced to rent out his house.

Only three months ago Price was generating headlines—and accusations of being a socialist — when he announced the new salary minimum for all 120 employees at his Gravity Payments credit card processing firm. Price said he was doing it, and slashing his $1 million pay package to pay for it, to address the wealth gap.

“I’m working as hard as I ever worked to make it work,” he told the Times in a video that shows him sitting on a plastic bucket in the garage of his house. “I’m renting out my house right now to try and make ends meet myself.”

The Times article said Price’s decision ended up costing him a few customers and two of his “most valued” employees, who quit after newer employees ended up with bigger salary hikes than older ones.

“He gave raises to people who have the least skills and are the least equipped to do the job, and the ones who were taking on the most didn’t get much of a bump,” Gravity financial manager Maisey McMaster, 26, told the paper.

She said when she talked to Price about it, he treated her as if she was being selfish and only thinking about herself.

“That really hurt me,” she said. “I was talking about not only me, but about everyone in my position.”

Approaching burnout, she quit.

Cops More Likely to Kill Whites than Blacks

July 28, 2015

Do the math:

As of July 27, the Guardian claims, American police have killed 657 people in 2015. The large majority, 492, were armed. Some 316 victims were white, 172 black, and 96 Hispanic. (The rest were of other or unknown ethnicities.) Whites constitute a majority of the population, however, and police kill black Americans at a greater rate than whites — with 4.12 black victims per million versus 1.59 white victims per million.

So case closed, right? Not so fast. Comparing police shootings by race with crime statistics by race tells an entirely different story: It may in fact be the case that white Americans are ever-so-slightly more likely than blacks to die in any given encounter with a police officer. After all, blacks commit homicide at eight times the combined white/Hispanic rate, and, despite their constituting roughly 13 percent of the population, represent a majority of homicide and robbery arrests. Indeed, the disproportionate share of arrests exists across all categories of violent crime — at a rate that often exceeds the racial difference in police shootings. Thus, blacks are seriously overrepresented in the most dangerous police encounters of all — encounters with violent suspects.

Video: A Great Moment in Local News

July 25, 2015

Forget that Key & Peele video. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year.

Jon Stewart is RACIST!!

July 24, 2015

And yelled at an African-American member of the Daily Show when he pointed out that Stewart was RACIST:

Specifically, [Wyatt] Cenac recalled one protracted disagreement that ended in Stewart screaming at him. Stewart had done a Herman Cain impression that Fox News began attacking as racist. The impression bothered Cenac, too—he had been away when Stewart performed the bit—but Stewart wanted to respond with a dismissive segment that belittled the criticism by saying, basically, that he was an equal-opportunity offender who used insensitive caricatures for all sorts of races and ethnicities. Cenac told Maron he repeatedly voiced his dislike for the idea as it was suggested and developed, and eventually confronted Stewart himself. “Are you sure you want to do this?” Cenac asked.

“He got incredibly defensive, and I remember he was like, ‘What are you trying to say? There’s a tone in your voice,’ ” Cenac told Maron. Cenac told Stewart that the impression had bothered him, and that to him it sounded like the racist caricature Kingfish from Amos ’n’ Andy. At that point, Cenac says, Stewart erupted at him, yelling, “Fuck off. I’m done with you.”

Cenac ended up leaving the Daily Show because of his “disagreements” with Stewart. Given that Stewart’s racism might have contributed to Cenac’s ouster, I wonder if Cenac could sue the Daily Show…

Donald Trump Does Jobs Americans Won’t Do

July 21, 2015

Someone needed to knock John McCain and Lindsey Grahamnesty down a peg… Might as well be The Donald.

Enjoy The Decline

July 20, 2015

While you still can.


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Muslim Imam Defends Christian Pastor’s Right To Insult Islam

June 25, 2015

In Europe, where free speech is banned, some people still fight for their lost rights:

A Muslim imam has vowed to go to jail with the pastor if he is convicted, while a Catholic priest branded the court case “absurd”.

Pastor McConnell (78), who retired from Whitewell Tabernacle last year, is preparing to answer charges in court under the 2003 Communications Act on August 6.

The charges centre on a sermon he gave at the north Belfast Tabernacle in which he said: “Islam is heathen, Islam is satanic, Islam is a doctrine spawned in hell”. It was streamed on the internet.

Dr Al-Hussaini, a Senior Fellow in Islamic Studies at the Westminster Institute, said he has “grave concerns” about the prosecution of Pastor McConnell, adding he “strongly upholds the moral right” for people of all faiths to debate.

“All honest seekers of God’s truth are enjoined to inquire, question and challenge the teachings of religious authority, and to speak prophetically to establishment power even when it means overturning the tables in the Temple.

“Moreover, in a free and democratic society, we enter into severe peril when we start to confuse what we perhaps ought or ought not to say, with what in law we are allowed to, or not allowed to say.

“I therefore wish to place on the record my deep concern and opposition to the criminalising of theological disagreement, at a time when our society should in fact be fostering better quality disagreement and, in that spirit, I further undertake that if Pastor McConnell is convicted and sent to prison, I shall go to prison with him.”

How the Lying Liberal Establishment Created Dylann Roof

June 24, 2015

By persecuting George Zimmerman, in Roof’s own words:

The event that truly awakened me was the Trayvon Martin case. I kept hearing and seeing his name, and eventually I decided to look him up. I read the Wikipedia article and right away I was unable to understand what the big deal was. It was obvious that Zimmerman was in the right. But more importantly this prompted me to type in the words “black on White crime” into Google, and I have never been the same since that day. The first website I came to was the Council of Conservative Citizens. There were pages upon pages of these brutal black on White murders. I was in disbelief. At this moment I realized that something was very wrong. How could the news be blowing up the Trayvon Martin case while hundreds of these black on White murders got ignored?

Indeed, while George Zimmerman was persecuted by a black prosecutor run amok, the Lying Liberal Media covers up crimes committed by black people:

1. 48% of rapists are black, while 70% of rape victims are white. Yet, the Lying Liberal Media chooses to focus exclusively on bogus campus “rapes,” rather than the epidemic of black-on-white rape.

2. When the Lying Liberal Media uses euphemisms like “youths” or “teens”, they’re often concealing the race of criminals. The ultimate example, when a black Muslim stabbed people because they weren’t Muslim:

Man stabs two at a bus stop after asking them if they’re Muslim.

3. Often, the Lying Liberal Media will omit key facts altogether, to paint an entirely misleading story.

Dylann Roof’s radicalization is a reaction to the Lying Liberal Establishment’s determined attempts to hide and manipulate the truth. Driven by the suspicion that the Lying Liberal Establishment had been deceiving him all his life, Roof sought out alternative sources of “truth” that diametrically opposed the Lying Liberal Establishment. Any wonder he went astray?

Marxist Pope Condemns… Air Conditioning??

June 22, 2015

While basking in it himself, of course:

“A simple example [of harmful habits of consumption] is the increasing use and power of air-conditioning,” Francis writes. “The markets, which immediately benefit from sales, stimulate ever greater demand. An outsider looking at our world would be amazed at such behavior, which at times appears self-destructive.” But ironically, Francis probably penned his disapproval in a well-ventilated corner of his residence, Domus Sanctae Marthae, which has air conditioning.

Two years ago, the National Bureau of Economic Research published a study concluding that air conditioning reduced heat-related deaths in the United States by 80 percent and could save even more lives in hotter, often poorer countries. A/C is an especially promising life-saving technology given the potential effects of climate change, the authors contend. “The typical Indian experiences 33 days annually where the temperature exceeds 90 degrees fahrenheit and this is projected to increase by as much as 100 days by the end of the century.”

How many people must die to satisfy the Marxist Pope’s anti-air-conditioning jihad?

Marxist Pope is Batshit Crazy II

June 22, 2015

On the one hand, he condemns people who manufacture weapons:

“It makes me think of … people, managers, businessmen who call themselves Christian and they manufacture weapons. That leads to a bit of distrust, doesn’t it?” he said to applause.

And, in literally the next breath, he criticizes America for not using weapons!

“The great powers had the pictures of the railway lines that brought the trains to the concentration camps like Auschwitz to kill Jews, Christians, homosexuals, everybody. Why didn’t they bomb (the railway lines)?”

Since the Marxist Pope finds weapons so distasteful, perhaps he could set an example for the world by disarming the Swiss Guard?