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Jill Stein Withdraws Pennsylvania Recount Because…

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December 3, 2016
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she claims she can’t come up with the $1 million that’s needed. After raising millions and millions of dollars from left-wing suckers, er, “donors.” Bwahahahaha!

Video: How to Deal with SJW Bullies

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December 3, 2016
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Actually, the video below shows you how not to deal with SJW bullies. Watch as much as you can stomach, and then scroll down for my thoughts on what to do in this situation.

The man who filmed the video is making the mistake of trying to treat the SJWs like human beings, when they’re clearly hyenas who see him as prey. The best response in these situations is mockery. For example, here’s one way the situation could have been handled:

The guy should have started laughing maniacally. Then he should have taken off his shoes and then whacked his socks on his feet, throwing sock-dust and stink all over the SJWs. Then he should have pointed at the guy, and said something like, “Dude, do you even shower or shave? You look like you’re homeless. Maybe you can’t afford to shave because you’re homeless! Go back to the homeless shelter and take a shower.” Then, pointing at the girl, “As for you young lady, you probably couldn’t do any better than this guy; so you’re stuck with him! I bet you’re studying “Mexican studies” or some shit like that. Let’s wait a couple of years, and I’ll be asking you to fetch my latte. NOW FUCK OFF, FREAKS!” Then he should have continued laughing and gone back to his reading.

This is the Trump way of handling things: Don’t argue with your opponent; it’s futile. Instead, annihilate them.

To practice, just look at random people on the street, and come up with ways to mock them that target their deepest insecurities about their appearance, job, etc. Then think up witty quips that make the best (worst) of those insecurities. The next time you’re confronted by an SJW, you’ll be ready. Never apologize, never explain, never persuade, never compromise. SJWs hate you and want to destroy you. Your only option is to DESTROY THEM. Intense, personal mockery is a great way to do that.

Fidel Castro’s Legacy

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December 3, 2016
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Not even his own family was spared:

BIRAN, Cuba — Not long after Fidel Castro’s new government began seizing farms and cattle ranches in a voracious expropriation campaign, his mother, Lina Ruz, looked out the window one day in 1960 and saw bearded soldiers in her orange groves.

She went outside to confront them with a rifle. They asked her to put the gun down and call her son. Castro had nationalized his own parents’ land.

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Cuba’s rural economy is so dependent today on horse carts and oxen that its farming towns look as if they’re drifting back in time toward the 19th century. Annual sugar production is less than 2 million tons, down from 8 million in 1989. The coffee harvest is one-tenth of what it was in the 1950s. Cuba imports some 70 percent of its food, and one of the primary tasks facing the next generation of leaders will be to figure out how to get the country to feed itself again.

They’re Finally Implementing My Plan!

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December 3, 2016
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Way back in 2004, when Presidente Jorge Arbusto first brought up his disastrous amnesty plan, a frequent refrain was, “Well, what would you do about it instead?” So I proposed a simple, humane, cost-effective, two-step plan to end illegal immigration:

Step 1: A fake Social Security number is necessary to get a job. Implement a computerized system for employers to check if a Social Security number is valid and matches the name provided by the employee.

Step 2: Crack down on employers who employ illegals. Once you throw a few high-profile executives in jail, employers will become sticklers for checking Social Security numbers. That’ll force illegal immigrants to “deport” themselves because they’ll be utterly unable to find work.

The verification system is now in place, and has been for many years. You’ve heard of it, it’s called E-Verify. You can check yourself with it if you like. It’s actually far easier for an employer to use, since they don’t have to prove their identity to the system each time.

E-Verify is very widely used. Over a quarter of all new hires in the country go through E-Verify now. President Obama (!!) made it mandatory for federal contractors, and several states passed Kris Kobach’s laws to make it mandatory for all businesses in those states. Here’s a handy map from NumbersUSA:

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The final step is to mandate that every business in the country use E-Verify for all new hires and current employees. There is absolutely no valid argument against this, other than the argument that we simply can’t afford to end illegal immigration.

Unfortunately, Congress has never passed a law mandating E-Verify for all employers because:

  1. Until the Trump Effect, few people realized just how much the American people want to end illegal immigration, and
  2. President Obama would have vetoed such a bill anyway, making it a pointless fight.

But the times, they are a changin’!

Now Rep. Mike McCaul (R-TX), a former amnesty supporter, is auditioning for DHS Secretary, and what he’s singing is music to my ears:

We’ve got to protect our economy by mandating the use of E-Verify to ensure illegal aliens are not taking away American jobs and by re-examining foreign guest-worker programs.

So McCaul supports mandatory E-Verify, and Kobach certainly supports it (he literally wrote the law for the states!) So, no matter who ends up DHS Secretary, E-Verify will be made mandatory, my twelve-year-old plan will finally come to fruition, and illegal immigration will finally END!!!!

The Trump Effect Continues

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December 3, 2016
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How Trump is Discrediting the Lying Liberal Media

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December 3, 2016
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With 140 characters or less:

The common thought is that Trump uses Twitter to go over the heads of the reporters who cover him to reach the public unfiltered. Just as often, though, the reporters are his primary audience; the secondary audience is the general public, few of whom obsessively check a Twitter account the way reporters do. But the public can distinguish between a tweet and the reaction to it. For an ordinary person, the news isn’t merely what Trump tweets, it’s also the hyperventilation he provokes from the press.

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The press’s corrective [to Trump’s tweet about flag burning] was appropriate on the merits. But it was comically overheated. “Donald Trump v. The First Amendment,” headlined the Washington Post. New York magazine: “Donald Trump Wants You to Burn the Flag While He Burns the Constitution.” The New York Times could barely contain its condescension: “Mr. Trump, Meet the Constitution.”

Missing in all this was what the modern press prides itself on providing its lumbering readers: context. Few of the horrified reporters and editorialists seemed to recognize that a large majority of Americans almost certainly share Trump’s revulsion at flag burning and would like to see it sanctioned—and probably regret that the Supreme Court has foreclosed the option. The public saw an offensive and unpatriotic act and the president-elect’s righteous reaction to it; the press saw the stirrings of authoritarianism. One view was moralistic. The other was a paranoid fantasy. And just as moralistic.

With a tweet here and a tweet there, and with a reliably hair-trigger hysteria from the press only 140 characters away, Trump is happily driving a wedge between the news media and their intended customers. As if they weren’t already unpopular enough! The dawning Trump era is pushing the mainstream press further and further to the margins of the conversation Americans think is worth paying attention to.

Bonus Quote of the Day

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December 3, 2016
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The Grand Tour’s Jeremy Clarkson:

When Barack Obama came to Britain and started telling us we had to stay in Europe, he almost swung 10 percent of the population the other way.

Dutch Government: Violent Threats Against Gay People are OK if Muslims Make Them

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December 3, 2016
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Even as the leader of what will soon be the largest party in Holland is on trial for merely asking a crowd if they want more Moroccans to emigrate, those same Moroccans are free to threaten gay people for being gay:

According to Dutch media advisors from the anti-discrimination bureau MiND said that, while homophobic abuse was usually a crime, it was justifiable if you were Muslim due to laws on freedom of religious expression.

They argued that the Koran says it is acceptable to kill people for being homosexual, and so death threats towards gay people from Muslims could not be discriminatory.

In a jaw-dropping email explaining why they could not take up the complaint, they wrote: “The remarks must be seen in the context of religious beliefs in Islam, which juridically takes away the insulting character.”

Dozens Attend OSU Terrorist’s Funeral

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December 3, 2016
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Quote of the Day

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December 3, 2016
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Keith Ellison’s RACIST Platform Literally Relegates White Men to the Back of the Bus

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December 3, 2016
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This is a screen grab of Keith Ellison’s platform for DNC chair. It symbolizes what the Democrats want:

1. At the “front of the bus” are an old white woman with short hair (a lesbian?) and a black man. Behind them are two black women.

2. No apparent Hispanics are shown. Hispanics are welcome to vote for the Democrat party, but Democrats assume that Hispanics only clean toilets and such.

3. The only white (?) man is relegated to the back of the bus, and is the only person not smiling.

If you agree with “Keith’s vision,” you should vote Democrat. Otherwise, you should vote Republican.

The Lying Liberal Media Is Pursuing a Losing Strategy

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December 3, 2016
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Smart liberals (there are a few) realize this:

“The perception among supporters of populists is that corruption and cronyism are not genuine problems as long as they look like measures pursued for the sake of a moral, hardworking ‘us’ and not for the immoral or even foreign ‘them,’” he writes, “hence it is a pious hope for liberals to think that all they have to do is expose corruption to discredit populists.”

Video: The Most Fun Election Night Party

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December 2, 2016
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This is perhaps my favorite of the election night videos. The
ladies of The View get good and drunk, with interesting results.

Around the 50-minute mark, virtually all the ladies agree that a woman should not vote for a woman just because she’s a woman! At around 53 minutes, reality begins to sink in, but Joy Behar is too drunk to care. The gayest man in the world performs a wonderful song around 1:05. Kellyanne Conway gets credit for her gender at 1:09… Oh, just watch the thing. It’s 2.5 hours of surprisingly insightful entertainment.

Actual Headline from Slate

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December 2, 2016
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#MattisQuotes of the Day

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December 2, 2016
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